I remember the first computer, for business, I got a TANDY 1000 …… had a guy come out to make a program that did a lot of calculations for the project, that I had a contract for …………. well he did the programming and awhile later I had to change a couple of calculations, called him and now he was too busy and it would cost about double …… so I told him that I’d get back to him ….. dug out the Manuel, looked up how to do or change the calculations ……. I thought, this can’t be right …… he had a long, loooooong program line ……………. the Manuel showed this short, a few steps program ……. after that I “DID” refer to the Manuel and have been doing my own programing ….. ;)
cmxx 5 months ago
Too bad no button for nice.
danketaz Premium Member 5 months ago
Gee Hawthorne, why would you want calls when angry mobs across the oceans would love to know your number.
sirbadger 5 months ago
Does he have a second phone in airplane mode for collection agents?
jessebob42 5 months ago
I’m the go to tech guy in the family. It gets exhausting sometimes.
CaveCat87 5 months ago
Well, Hawthorne, the reason nobody calls you is because you always insult them, and who wants to call somebody who insults them?
ladykat 5 months ago
That’s a good suggestion, Hawthorne.
markkahler52 5 months ago
If Hawthorne got phone calls, there’d be a whole lotta #*$÷!
paulprobujr 5 months ago
In that case, he’ll have to identify as a different species. I suggest clownfish, everyone loves a clown!
Calvins Brother 5 months ago
Ads don’t show up on my phone anymore. How do I fix that?
bwswolf 5 months ago
I remember the first computer, for business, I got a TANDY 1000 …… had a guy come out to make a program that did a lot of calculations for the project, that I had a contract for …………. well he did the programming and awhile later I had to change a couple of calculations, called him and now he was too busy and it would cost about double …… so I told him that I’d get back to him ….. dug out the Manuel, looked up how to do or change the calculations ……. I thought, this can’t be right …… he had a long, loooooong program line ……………. the Manuel showed this short, a few steps program ……. after that I “DID” refer to the Manuel and have been doing my own programing ….. ;)
eddi-TBH 5 months ago
Hawthorne, just answer some of those spam ads. You will be getting calls hourly.
Shikamoo Premium Member 5 months ago
Hawthorne doesn’t know how to be nice.