Lola by Todd Clark for June 02, 2024

You were Supposed to catch it with a Bun; ‘use your head’ is just an expression.

I want mine with less “AAUUGGHH!”

Be glad she isn’t flipping eggs.

I’d hate to see her with pizza dough. Though she might do better than I ever could.

Rumor has it that McD wants to license it to competitors.

Yep, you touch it, you eat it.

Ouch. No, it’s okay, Lola, you can have it. I wanted a bratwurst.

his hair has a food in it

He would make a lousy outfielder.

not just hot…probly greasy to boot!

Probably looks as bad as Joe “Hothead” Pesci in Home Alone.