A woman and her husband had been married for 60 years and had remained faithful and loving this entire time. However, the woman did have one secret; a shoebox in her closet. The shoebox itself was not a secret, but the wife had told the husband that he was never to open or ask about the box, so the contents remained unknown.
The wife fell ill one day and the doctor said she may not make it. The husband took the box and brought it to her bedside and asked if he may open it. With her permission, he took the top off and pulled out $95,000 and two crocheted dolls. He asked what all of this was.
“Well,” the wife began, “my grandmother once told me that the secret to a successful marriage was to never get angry at your husband. Instead, when you’re angry, you should crochet a little doll”.
The husband began to weep tears of joy that she had been angry so few times.
“That’s wonderful, dear”, the man began. “But what’s with the $95,000?”
After I retired in 2021, my office (which was between the CFO and another employee’s office) wasn’t being used. When a new CFO was hired my office was re-christened from my name to “Middle Earth” by the new CFO. Cool CFO …
pearlsbs 7 months ago
George Lucas told him to beat it.
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kingdiamond69 7 months ago
My niece and her fiancé are having a Star wars themed wedding here in Michigan today .
Pickled Pete 7 months ago
A woman and her husband had been married for 60 years and had remained faithful and loving this entire time. However, the woman did have one secret; a shoebox in her closet. The shoebox itself was not a secret, but the wife had told the husband that he was never to open or ask about the box, so the contents remained unknown.
The wife fell ill one day and the doctor said she may not make it. The husband took the box and brought it to her bedside and asked if he may open it. With her permission, he took the top off and pulled out $95,000 and two crocheted dolls. He asked what all of this was.
“Well,” the wife began, “my grandmother once told me that the secret to a successful marriage was to never get angry at your husband. Instead, when you’re angry, you should crochet a little doll”.
The husband began to weep tears of joy that she had been angry so few times.
“That’s wonderful, dear”, the man began. “But what’s with the $95,000?”
“That’s the money I made from selling dolls.”
markhughw 7 months ago
May the fourth be with you
therese_callahan2002 7 months ago
I can just picture MJ saying, “Meesa join you.”
ladykat 7 months ago
Michael Jackson as Jar Jar Binks – the mind boggles.
Bilan 7 months ago
It would have been interesting to have Jar Jar Binks as a dancing zombie. He wouldn’t be so annoying!
oakie817 7 months ago
now i’m seeing Don Rickles as Yoda, you hockey puck
Totalloser Premium Member 7 months ago
MJ would have ruined Star Wars GREASTEST Character Jar-Jar Bing
dpatrickryan Premium Member 7 months ago
If you actually needed proof of how messed-up M.J. was, you now have it.
gmu328 7 months ago
After I retired in 2021, my office (which was between the CFO and another employee’s office) wasn’t being used. When a new CFO was hired my office was re-christened from my name to “Middle Earth” by the new CFO. Cool CFO …