Close to Home by John McPherson for May 04, 2024

volcanic eruption

I wonder if mine will do that someday.

Either that or a really nasty pimple.

If the doctor looks closely into that volcanic vent, he’ll see the patient’s esopha-guts.

Mount Fistula

failien

Pepto alert!

Is that John Hurt?

Too gross!

Yep! That’s……… gonna haveta be removed!

NURSE! … bring in the recipa… reciprotal… recipracatoral…. that electric saw that goes back and forth!!

(Watch out Bleeb… he’s about to blow!!)

(See there Impster… Bleeb’s still with us!) (˃̵ᴗ˂̵)

hope mine never ends up that bad… :{

Time to switch from Tums to Pepsid!:-O

Acid eruption!!!

I take meds for acid reflux, but I don’t think they’d work on that!

Alien emergence

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You’re gonna need surgery. Time to GERD up your loins.

At least he has an outlet for his, kinda messy one though.

Acid volcano.

I may never rub my chest again.

And I suppose sacrificing a virgin wouldn’t help.

OUCH!

I’d avoid mentos and soda for a while

Worst case of organ transplant rejection ever.

Things have certainly gone sideways…