Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for May 03, 2024

Refer to 9 to 5 cartoon, perfect fit

The Spook manages to occasionally tunnel his way out, but somehow always ends up back in his cell.

Too bad ain’t no helicopters back then eh. Maybe ol Wiz coulda loans his ol dragon.

Put Colonel Klink in charge.

No one escapes from Mister Tweedy’s farm!

I don’t see what the big deal is. Just pay $50 or roll doubles and voila! You’re free!

OK, guys: think prison reform.

The King will simply go into the default mode and blame it on Climate Change.

Every problem resolved has a gotcha.

He needs to hire the DA from either New York or LA.

It’s “catch and release” these days.

So, even more overcrowded now…

Valid point.

Something to be said for that idea. I sometimes had crooks who were giant pains, and often, when I had a warrant for one, instead of hunting him, I just let it be know that he was wanted, and he would lay low and be far less a nuisance.

Well go build me a gallows!

Head it off with a gillioutine.

Need a cell free for incoming from New York soon…

AND who keeps imprisoning people.

The price of success.

Mite try parole or bail!!!!

Here we have a revolving door policy