What he wasn’t allergic to has never been told.
The sneezes beyond the grave are eerie.
Poor guy sneezed himself to death!
He’s over his allergies now. Drs have probably been prescribing him different poisons for years. They finally worked.
His epitaph: “Achoo!”
Allergic to everything. Sounds like me. Wait. Am I dead? Is that me? I told you I was sick!
“…bee stings to bee stings, peanuts to peanuts…”
Heard at the cyborg’s funeral: Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, he was made out of iron so he’ll probably rust.
Seasonal and topical humor.
Allergens always got his dander up.
I love how all his "e"s are lower case! I have a bad habit of mixing my cases, too.
His grave stone says: “I told you I was sick!”
If that’s the case, it’s surprising he didn’t pass away sooner.
Dust mite to dust mite…
July 17, 2015
Coopersdad 8 months ago
What he wasn’t allergic to has never been told.
Jesy Bertz Premium Member 8 months ago
The sneezes beyond the grave are eerie.
Farside99 8 months ago
Poor guy sneezed himself to death!
Justanolddude Premium Member 8 months ago
He’s over his allergies now. Drs have probably been prescribing him different poisons for years. They finally worked.
markkahler52 8 months ago
His epitaph: “Achoo!”
Lotus 8 months ago
Allergic to everything. Sounds like me. Wait. Am I dead? Is that me? I told you I was sick!
Just_Karl 8 months ago
“…bee stings to bee stings, peanuts to peanuts…”
dflak 8 months ago
Heard at the cyborg’s funeral: Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, he was made out of iron so he’ll probably rust.
jel354 8 months ago
Seasonal and topical humor.
Frank Burns Eats Worms 8 months ago
Allergens always got his dander up.
ktrabbit 8 months ago
I love how all his "e"s are lower case! I have a bad habit of mixing my cases, too.
Garffan#1 8 months ago
His grave stone says: “I told you I was sick!”
Chris Sherlock 8 months ago
If that’s the case, it’s surprising he didn’t pass away sooner.
Shikamoo Premium Member 8 months ago
Dust mite to dust mite…