A shark hospitalised a British tourist visiting Trinidad and Tobago. on 26th April 2024, so this is… a joke at his and his wife’s expense, I suppose. But I also suppose that tourists around the world are getting attacked by sharks on most days, so maybe it isn’t personal. To be exact, a news report says that “Last year, there were 69 unprovoked attacks and 22 provoked bites worldwide, along with 14 fatalities, according to the Florida-based International Shark Attack File.” Well, those are the ones that have someone still around afterwards to get in touch with Florida and let them know.
Ratkin Premium Member 6 months ago
Sherman and Megan, you’re in the wrong strip
danketaz Premium Member 6 months ago
Forget it. That would require survivors.
Robert Carnegie 6 months ago
A shark hospitalised a British tourist visiting Trinidad and Tobago. on 26th April 2024, so this is… a joke at his and his wife’s expense, I suppose. But I also suppose that tourists around the world are getting attacked by sharks on most days, so maybe it isn’t personal. To be exact, a news report says that “Last year, there were 69 unprovoked attacks and 22 provoked bites worldwide, along with 14 fatalities, according to the Florida-based International Shark Attack File.” Well, those are the ones that have someone still around afterwards to get in touch with Florida and let them know.
Skeptical Meg 6 months ago
“My gut agrees.”
Gameguy49 Premium Member 6 months ago
You disarm them and I’ll go for the legs.
ladykat 6 months ago
Have fun.
Potamus 6 months ago
As they break into a synchronized swimming version of “Hello My Baby.”
HOTLOTUS1 6 months ago
I was thinking Baby Shark
cupertino jay 6 months ago
noun Yahoo..
> One of a race of filthy brutes in Swift’s “Gulliver’s Travels.” See in the Dictionary of Noted Names in Fiction.
Lablubber 6 months ago
Still less risky than swimming with lawyers.
The Orange Mailman 6 months ago
Can they remember if they are dead?
AtariDragon 6 months ago
I suppose those are meant to be shades. Either that, or these are black-eyed people that the sharks really DON’T want to mess with.
Frank Burns Eats Worms 6 months ago
They’re gonna do a little offshore drilling.
Laurie Stoker Premium Member 6 months ago
Think about it for a minute. They can’t remember if you kill them.