Rubes by Leigh Rubin for May 02, 2024

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    Ratkin Premium Member 6 months ago

    Sherman and Megan, you’re in the wrong strip

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    danketaz Premium Member 6 months ago

    Forget it. That would require survivors.

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    Robert Carnegie  6 months ago

    A shark hospitalised a British tourist visiting Trinidad and Tobago. on 26th April 2024, so this is… a joke at his and his wife’s expense, I suppose. But I also suppose that tourists around the world are getting attacked by sharks on most days, so maybe it isn’t personal. To be exact, a news report says that “Last year, there were 69 unprovoked attacks and 22 provoked bites worldwide, along with 14 fatalities, according to the Florida-based International Shark Attack File.” Well, those are the ones that have someone still around afterwards to get in touch with Florida and let them know.

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    Skeptical Meg  6 months ago

    “My gut agrees.”

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    Gameguy49 Premium Member 6 months ago

    You disarm them and I’ll go for the legs.

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    ladykat  6 months ago

    Have fun.

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    Potamus  6 months ago

    As they break into a synchronized swimming version of “Hello My Baby.”

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    HOTLOTUS1  6 months ago

    I was thinking Baby Shark

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    cupertino jay  6 months ago

    noun Yahoo..

    > One of a race of filthy brutes in Swift’s “Gulliver’s Travels.” See in the Dictionary of Noted Names in Fiction.

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    Lablubber   6 months ago

    Still less risky than swimming with lawyers.

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    The Orange Mailman  6 months ago

    Can they remember if they are dead?

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    AtariDragon  6 months ago

    I suppose those are meant to be shades. Either that, or these are black-eyed people that the sharks really DON’T want to mess with.

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    Frank Burns Eats Worms  6 months ago

    They’re gonna do a little offshore drilling.

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    Laurie Stoker Premium Member 6 months ago

    Think about it for a minute. They can’t remember if you kill them.

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