I wonder if a half a sandwich plus another half a sandwich would be a better deal than a certain unnamed fast food restaurant who are selling a 1/4 pounder hamburger at FULL PRICE!
My answer totally only l would have asked for the first item to be half of my sandwich to be a half of a double cheeseburger with onions, mushrooms and bacon and the second item to be the same as the first……
I hate to be the one to let you down, Brutus, but I’m pretty sure that in the next panel the waitress will be explaining that that isn’t how it works. Nice try, though.
C 8 months ago
Lotsa luck with that
The dude from FL Premium Member 8 months ago
Sometimes Brutus amazes me, but they probably already sold the other 1/2 of the burger
Renatus Profuturus Frigeridus Premium Member 8 months ago
And all that is small come with higher prices.
ArcticFox Premium Member 8 months ago
This way he gets a hole one.
KA7DRE Premium Member 8 months ago
Put them together and what have you got, bippity, bobbity, boo !
cracker65 8 months ago
He’s got her there.
codycab 8 months ago
Exactly what I would order!
nosirrom 8 months ago
I would have bowled her over and ordered a cup of soup and a cup of soup.
dcdete. 8 months ago
I wonder if a half a sandwich plus another half a sandwich would be a better deal than a certain unnamed fast food restaurant who are selling a 1/4 pounder hamburger at FULL PRICE!
GROG Premium Member 8 months ago
He ought to be have both halves of a salad instead.
pat sandy creator 8 months ago
burger bliss…
Just-me 8 months ago
Good for you Brutus, your hamburger will come cut for you so you don’t have to cut it yourself.
General Trelane (Ret.) Premium Member 8 months ago
Yeah ! Brutus came out on top today .
assrdood 8 months ago
Brutus can be quite clever on occasion.
Brent Rosenthal Premium Member 8 months ago
Nicely played Brutus! A rare win to finish his week “Don’t forget the cheese!”
preacherman Premium Member 8 months ago
The special today is TWO DOLLARS OFF. What’s the original price? Don’t tell me. There must be a McDonalds around here somewhere.
Chris 8 months ago
take that stupid system menu selling deal thingy… I brain is broken. :j
ladykat 8 months ago
Impeccable logic, Brutus!
raybarb44 8 months ago
My answer totally only l would have asked for the first item to be half of my sandwich to be a half of a double cheeseburger with onions, mushrooms and bacon and the second item to be the same as the first……
rhpii 8 months ago
Always thinking aren’t you Brutus?
bigheadx Premium Member 8 months ago
well played!
Dapperdan61 Premium Member 8 months ago
Who does Brutus think he is ? Wimpy ?
cuzinron47 8 months ago
So what you’re really saying is you’re having a half off sale.
The Gun Doctor 8 months ago
…and for my two vegetables, I’d like fries, and more fries.
oakie817 8 months ago
good one
stillfickled Premium Member 8 months ago
He’s not such a loser.
gopher gofer 8 months ago
and he’ll pay on tuesday…?
namelocdet 8 months ago
That’s a “Born Winner” mentality there Brutus!
Laurie Stoker Premium Member 8 months ago
A half hamburger was not part of the offer.
paullp Premium Member 8 months ago
I hate to be the one to let you down, Brutus, but I’m pretty sure that in the next panel the waitress will be explaining that that isn’t how it works. Nice try, though.