Get Fuzzy by Darby Conley for May 14, 2024

Odd Fellow no, maybe a member of the Moose lodge.

Best news, no colonoscopy. I never want to be one with that thing again!

Satchel has such a random, free-association way of navigating his day.

No flesh and no skin cancer danger.

That is good news.

Satchel, you’re amazing!

I asked my doctor for a colon test that rocks. He said “I’ll send you one where you just poop into a box.”

No colonoscopy is indeed good news. Mr. Reaper is certainly fortunate.

Yes Grimmy. We can see right through you.

I’m old enough to have had three colonoscopies and they were all no issue at all. Rolled into the room and the sleep fairy nods you off and then Doctor Octopus takes a vid of the Hershey highway. last one the Doc said see you in 10 years. turns out I’ve a perfect A-hole.

My proctologist is a man with the name Dr Colin o’ Scopi

Satchel is chewing on an “Ugly Doll”, lol.

How do skeletons go to the restroom?

But if Mr. Reaper has a cavity that needs to be filled – where would the dentist inject the novocaine? Of course, I suppose he also doesn’t have any nerves to feel any pain. Never mind.

Sounds like a job for the Grin Reaper

I’ve been told that if you have negative colonoscopies you can stop at age 75.