Reality Check by Dave Whamond for May 18, 2024

I can’t think of a pun-ctuation joke.

Don’t bother, it’s a lost clause

In walked a dot. She said “I’m having my period.”

You don’t see him as often as we used to. I think he’s semi-retired.

Nudge, nudge…

I like the Monty Python reference at the bottom. You know what I mean?

When the chef was given the Mexican cook-off Tap•astrophe, he was very possessive of it.

And here I was thinking of “A Nod Is As Good As A Wink… To A Blind Horse” by Faces and Rod Stewart 1971.

its a punctuation party…!

I had a bowel resection some years ago. Now I have a semi-colon.

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Sorry… wrong one!

:)

Say no more.

That was then.. you now multi-task, enjoy.

They’re all getting together for EmotiCon 2024.

A semicolon is better than a diseased one

What you say when you are teaching your teen to drive, “Hey! You’re blind as a bat.”

Two closely related sentences that is.

And yet, not one of the commenters here has used a semicolon; that is, until now.

Then … and THEN? There’s the IN-TERROR- BANG ⁉️

The mustachioed winky face has a bit more gravitas. ; { ) Goatee bonus ;{ )>

Yes, but does Winky lose his spleen?

Related complete sentences.

Nudge, nudge. Say no MORE!!

I thought it was a reference to Ernest P Warhol, know what I mean Vern?

using the slash mark that we can’t use here at go comics to represent “and” is a recent inexplicable trend here in japan. i keep explaining to customers that, if anything, it means “and/or,” but that it’s just not a good idea. and then, just the other day, i received a translation job in which the slash mark appeared once again – the writer’s job title was shown as “president slash mark CEO”… ☺