Drabble by Kevin Fagan for May 13, 2024

The neck on that vase is really long block 2. If it’s stretchable, how is it breakable ?

As a shipper, I know the value of bubble wrap and it drives me nuts to hear someone destroy it by popping the bubbles. It is totally reusable.

pop pop pop

It was called a ‘Tension sheet’ on Red Dwarf. Was just coloured red.

Fun fact: Bubble wrap was originally developed to be a wall covering.

All further requests from her son are destined to go "pop"".

Let “The Dismantler” destroy it (too late)

For a barroom or a padded cell?

my family is beginning to think I need to be wrapped in it due to falling and breaking something, all the time.

I think Norm’s head was shipped with the same bubble wrap.

Thanks for rendering it useless.

Norm should NEVER apply for a job with Amazon or any other similar company.

For some related online fun, Google virtual bubblewrap.