Just a fact(ory) of life.
It’s spelled “Alimony” but pronounced “All the Money”.
And she’ll sell it to China and lay off all the American workers!
He’s still a bit young for those facts of life.
And the EPA will make it her headache!
“ … unless you’ve had her sign a pre-nuptial agreement specifying otherwise.”
Can a pre-nuptial agreement take precedence over a state law governing inheritance?
Not the curtains!
Only half
Does this suit make me look fat? No, your face does. [Tommy Boy]
…she got the gold mine, I got the shaft….
First, it will all be your mom’s.
That and women’s lib is why a lot of young men aren’t interested in marriage.
funny
Can you smell that, son? That’s the ole’ factory.
The kid gets the factory, but the rest of us gets the smog.
Now THAT is funny!
kid, just find a woman you don’t like and give her a company…
Very Good. Quite Motivational.
Ratkin Premium Member 7 months ago
Just a fact(ory) of life.
Jesy Bertz Premium Member 7 months ago
It’s spelled “Alimony” but pronounced “All the Money”.
Farside99 7 months ago
And she’ll sell it to China and lay off all the American workers!
Liverlips McCracken Premium Member 7 months ago
He’s still a bit young for those facts of life.
iggyman 7 months ago
And the EPA will make it her headache!
PraiseofFolly 7 months ago
“ … unless you’ve had her sign a pre-nuptial agreement specifying otherwise.”
gammaguy 7 months ago
“ … unless you’ve had her sign a pre-nuptial agreement specifying otherwise.”
Can a pre-nuptial agreement take precedence over a state law governing inheritance?
nosirrom 7 months ago
Not the curtains!
William Robbins Premium Member 7 months ago
Only half
Kornfield Kounty 7 months ago
Does this suit make me look fat? No, your face does. [Tommy Boy]
[Traveler] Premium Member 7 months ago
…she got the gold mine, I got the shaft….
uniquename 7 months ago
First, it will all be your mom’s.
BeniHanna6 Premium Member 7 months ago
That and women’s lib is why a lot of young men aren’t interested in marriage.
philwinn 7 months ago
funny
Frank Burns Eats Worms 7 months ago
Can you smell that, son? That’s the ole’ factory.
Bilan 7 months ago
The kid gets the factory, but the rest of us gets the smog.
Jimmy Chitwood Premium Member 7 months ago
Now THAT is funny!
gopher gofer 7 months ago
kid, just find a woman you don’t like and give her a company…
Beowulf 406 Premium Member 7 months ago
Very Good. Quite Motivational.