Some women learn how to, um…..take care of their man from watching those shows. Cook for him, clean up after him, hide any evidence, act sad at the funeral. You know? Wifey stuff!
First husband died of severe food poisoning, second husband died of severe food poisoning, third husband died of broken neck; he wouldn’t eat his dinner.
Wife, tonight, watched “Eraserhead”. a black and white gloomy psycho art film. After the movie she asked my opinion. I said I thought I would like to see a re-make in color, in 3D, wide-screen and adapted to a musical. She was not amused…..
Coworkers and I used to thrive on watching forensic files. We decided the perfect way since they can hang a person on a single fiber….is to visit several fabric stores as well as carpet stores, then swing by a barber or two to get hair samples and spread those all over. You still might get caught, but it would sure make the forensics team work for it!
If I did not have a TV in the bedroom I would not be able to fall asleep. I figure this is due to my sleeping in the living room when I was little. If my parents wanted to watch TV (back then only had one TV and it was a console set in the living room) late night – I got to watch it (or at least hear it) also. I would watch the Tonight show with them as I fell asleep in my cot. So I need the TV on to fall asleep.
yoey1957 5 months ago
Some women learn how to, um…..take care of their man from watching those shows. Cook for him, clean up after him, hide any evidence, act sad at the funeral. You know? Wifey stuff!
Zykoic 5 months ago
First husband died of severe food poisoning, second husband died of severe food poisoning, third husband died of broken neck; he wouldn’t eat his dinner.
Zykoic 5 months ago
Wife, tonight, watched “Eraserhead”. a black and white gloomy psycho art film. After the movie she asked my opinion. I said I thought I would like to see a re-make in color, in 3D, wide-screen and adapted to a musical. She was not amused…..
some idiot from R'lyeh Premium Member 5 months ago
The modern Plugger fears true crime podcasts.
juicebruce 5 months ago
Don’t have a TV in the bedroom …
Ichabod Ferguson 5 months ago
Going by all the shows I watch on Britbox, just about every other person in England is a murderer.
flemmingo 5 months ago
I told my son if Jessica Fletcher showed up at his house , someone was going to die.
Gent 5 months ago
Eh careful if ya gots a huuuge insurance on ya.
david_42 5 months ago
Our TV is upstairs, but it’s really just used as a computer monitor for movies. I don’t even know if there’s any broadcast TV around here.
wirepunchr 5 months ago
He does have to sleep sometime.
Bruce1253 5 months ago
No TV’s in the bedroom. That’s not what it is for.
TMMILLER Premium Member 5 months ago
Coworkers and I used to thrive on watching forensic files. We decided the perfect way since they can hang a person on a single fiber….is to visit several fabric stores as well as carpet stores, then swing by a barber or two to get hair samples and spread those all over. You still might get caught, but it would sure make the forensics team work for it!
dbrucepm 5 months ago
I like the old mysteries, Columbo, Rockford Files, McMillan and Wife, Perry Mason. The new shows are too graphic and twisted for me.
paulprobujr 5 months ago
“Hey hon, why is there antifreeze in the refrigerator?”
ladykat 5 months ago
I’m ’Enery the Eighth I am, ’Enery the Eighth I am. I am…
wildlandwaters 5 months ago
at least she’s not taking notes!
KEA 5 months ago
ah… educational TV
Zen-of-Zinfandel 5 months ago
Plugger is careful not to fill the sugar bowl with arsenic.
ragsarooni 5 months ago
Buried in the Backyard…..my FAVORITE‼️
Frer Squirrel 5 months ago
…or participates frequently in the sacraments of Reconciliation and Holy Eucharist.
mafastore 5 months ago
If I did not have a TV in the bedroom I would not be able to fall asleep. I figure this is due to my sleeping in the living room when I was little. If my parents wanted to watch TV (back then only had one TV and it was a console set in the living room) late night – I got to watch it (or at least hear it) also. I would watch the Tonight show with them as I fell asleep in my cot. So I need the TV on to fall asleep.