My aunt was SO proud of her new brocade dress, she wore it to a party that night. Little did she know that the hostess just installed new drapes, made from the same fabric. My aunt had to be careful where she stood, so as not to be mistaken for a disembodied head and legs…
Doug K 6 months ago
She may need to have him reupholstered.
cdward 6 months ago
Couch camo.
silberdistel 6 months ago
Great ❣️
derdave969 6 months ago
Effective use of protective coloration in the home.
goboboyd 6 months ago
Just look under the large empty bag of Doritos. The one with hairy legs.
bloodykate 6 months ago
LOL!!
daleandkristen 6 months ago
Body sculpting needed……plus a healthier diet. You KNOW whom I’m referring to!
wildlandwaters 6 months ago
exactly!…I mean, how could you miss that nose!!
Frank Burns Eats Worms 6 months ago
He’s part of a blended family.
Impkins Premium Member 6 months ago
It’s rather blinding, isn’t it? Not her butt, the fabric! :)
cuzinron47 6 months ago
He’s taking the couch with him.
meshugunah 6 months ago
My aunt was SO proud of her new brocade dress, she wore it to a party that night. Little did she know that the hostess just installed new drapes, made from the same fabric. My aunt had to be careful where she stood, so as not to be mistaken for a disembodied head and legs…