Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for May 09, 2024

Good question, Flo!

When Flo rubs it in, rubbing she does ! ! !

No, and his pigeons and dogs and horses and AMEOBAS never win, either. Yer just can’t beat bad luck, nor yer bad bets…..

Not as long as he’s on it!

Win or lose, Andy gets to brawl. Playing football or darts.

you call that a “team”?

Andy sure knows how to pick them….

Only when Andy, Bets against them

Haven’t they ever won?

The refs cheated.

It’s enough to drive a man to drink.

Sep 12, 2003… season 03/04… Match day 7… second Division (- 03/04) Second Division… At home… Against Grimsby Town… Attendance 5,528… 8:1

Andy lost his rattler!

Poor Andy. I know being a supporter can be the most painful thing.

How the sam heck does the door slam, when it’s still hanging open ????

Andy has better luck with the horses, methinks.

The team did OK, it’s just that no one was buying Andy any free pints at The Rose and Crown. Now that really ruins Andy’s day. As well it should. Dilly! Dilly!

Cloud of doom hangs over Andy. But doom follows Andy. Shockingly sober. Knock me over with a feather.

Has Andy ever been shown with his own personal cloud before? (not that I would notice)

Probably not. Might try the darts before the ale.

No, it doesn’t.

She’s pouring salt on his wounded ego!

He slammed it so hard it bounced back.

Too bad not on his a$$, going out, Flo!!!!!

I often wondered how Andy Capp can play soccer.

I thought the bureau found our hero a job.

That’s basically me whenever I lose at bingo. Haha!

xxx

@Everyone

Earlier on today, I got an update about my blood donation. It went to Hull Royal Infirmary just before 3pm.

I’m so happy!

I guess the law of averages doesn’t quite work with Andy’s team… fans of certain baseball teams in America might sympathize.

Maybe if he was to bet against them…

Does Andy ever place bets on his team to win? If not, this is probably why.

No Andy’s team is like Andy’s loser