Daddy's Home by Tony Rubino and Gary Markstein for May 07, 2024

Final fantasy

What’s on the tip of your tongue?

Coffee.

And Peter should have bitten his.

Keep digging yourself into that hole…

Try this next time: dropdead gorgeous with a spicy personality.

fishing for compliments?

“Does this dress make me look fat?” Of course, not dear, your fat makes you look fat!

He should at least said good, that may have worked. Or just lie and say great, that’s what I do :)

I think you just goofed, Peter.

You’ve dug yourself into a hole. Don’t start tunneling

I’m on Peter’s side on this one. Probably no room for the extra dialogue, but she should have eased into the question, gotten Peter’s full attention first, then ask. Or better yet, say “Hon?” To which he would look at her and say, “Hey babe, you look gorgeous; what are you doing for the rest of your life?”

Nor mine either…..

The personality is getting less and less nice.

The problem is that “fine” has a totally different meaning in Female-Speak than it does in Male-Speak.

The problem is that she took some time to try and look special, but he wasn’t paying attention.