FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for July 06, 2024

Didn’t they have a phone to call & ask?

It’s easy to egg her on

At least Roger will die doing what he loves — eating junk food.

Did I hear a head explode in the distance, followed by gunfire?

The e-mail receipt was too large for Google.

The donuts contain eggs.

It takes a whole bag for the receipt?

This is exactly why you should’ve went yourself!

First came out before paper was replaced by plastic…which is being replaced by paper…(except now they charge you extra for the paper bags).

No surprise! We all knew that they would forget the eggs.

What is that? About $500 worth of poisonous junk?

Great !! Now take out a home equity loan to replace your savings you just spent. SMART!!

I know it isn’t, but it looks a lot like Jason’s face at the bottom of the Grocery Bags Peter is holding in Panel 3…

She has been married to him how long and sent him to the market unsupervised? What did she expect?

“Nacho sauce”? Is that the orange plastic that concession stands melt, pour over Doritos®, and call “nachos”? What an abomination! That has nothing to do with nachos.

For nachos, one spreads frijoles on tortilla chips, cover with grated chihuahua cheese, bake until cheese is melted, toss on a dollop of sour cream, a splash of salsa, and, if desired, a slice of jalapeño. Shove it on your face and smile.

There goes the grocery budget for the year!

She’s frying like an egg

If anyone wants to see the arc where Jason and Eileen go for ice cream, just LMK.

Hope Andi has some serious frig and other storage space…

You know what they say about doing something right, Andy

They drive a TARDIS?

At least they will be stocked up for while!

Maybe the Fox family should just move into the grocery store.