Strange Brew by John Deering for May 08, 2024

Have you noticed how sociopathic cats are? And yet cat people (including me) love ‘em anyway. I’m starting to have a political epiphany here. Wow!

Couldn’t think of a good gag today, huh? That’s OK, they can’t all be winners … we’ll keep reading them anyway!

Scat cat!

Note paragraph three, the cat clause.

“I believe we can come to an ‘amice-able’ agreement here. Give it a quick cat scan.”

The kitty always wins. It’s in the contract.

And once he’s out he’ll want back in.

My cats are indoor cats. Even a lawyer won’t make me let them out.

Sorry, kitty, you need to stay inside.

My Kitty Master has no problem conveying his will and does not need an attorney.

“The Door Claws acknowledges my client understandably finds herself perpetually on the wrong side of same and seeks legal and other more immediate relief…”

He can’t read the contract. He’s il-litter-ate. :)

The lawyer’s dues are on the fee line.

The cat’s in the cradle, and now wants the silver spoon.

Cats with lawyers. I don’t know which is worse.

just out? …or out out??

I never signed a contract with any cat that I have had.