My sentiments exactly…..
I can relate to that!
It’s only really, really bad when the room is the bathroom…
I tried to remember until I found something else to do.
That’s neither hereafter, nor thereafter.
That joke is older than Biz.
Your wallet is in the fridge, your TV remote is in the microwave, and your cell phone is in the mailbox.
(never mind how I know this…)
I got myself a new seniors’ GPS
Not only does it tell me how to get there, it reminds me why I went there in the first place.
The local seniors care home rejected my offer to speak to residents about the advantages of being young in far-eastern countries…
apparently it is not “appropriate” to talk to residents about the benefits of youth in asia.
Our pastor says something like: Whenever you come across the word “therefore” in the Bible, you should figure out to understand what it’s there for.
and if it applies to you then it’s even funnier, we take ourselves too seriously, relax
I said to her, Do you believe in the hereafter?
Then you know what I’m here after
I think that was from the old Rowan and Martin’s Laugh-In
Amen.
Where was I before I came in here?
It’s when you start trying to make phone calls on the TV remote that you should start worrying.
1960’s TV.
ba dum tss
Once I had gone to the mall (we still had a few) in my hubby’s car and came out looking for my car. I was franticlly looking when I remembered which car I had driven. If any one had noticed, I played it off like I was looking for someone.
Yay! Biz rules!
Rick McKee
dadthedawg Premium Member 4 months ago
My sentiments exactly…..
Coopersdad 4 months ago
I can relate to that!
Baslim the Beggar Premium Member 4 months ago
It’s only really, really bad when the room is the bathroom…
Jayalexander 4 months ago
I tried to remember until I found something else to do.
Ubintold 4 months ago
That’s neither hereafter, nor thereafter.
joannesshadow 4 months ago
That joke is older than Biz.
Mediatech 4 months ago
Your wallet is in the fridge, your TV remote is in the microwave, and your cell phone is in the mailbox.
(never mind how I know this…)
littlejohn Premium Member 4 months ago
I got myself a new seniors’ GPS
Not only does it tell me how to get there, it reminds me why I went there in the first place.
littlejohn Premium Member 4 months ago
The local seniors care home rejected my offer to speak to residents about the advantages of being young in far-eastern countries…
apparently it is not “appropriate” to talk to residents about the benefits of youth in asia.
Doug K 4 months ago
Our pastor says something like: Whenever you come across the word “therefore” in the Bible, you should figure out to understand what it’s there for.
LONNYMARQUEZ 4 months ago
and if it applies to you then it’s even funnier, we take ourselves too seriously, relax
Flatlander, purveyor of fine covfefe 4 months ago
I said to her, Do you believe in the hereafter?
Then you know what I’m here after
Arthur I Romeo Premium Member 4 months ago
I think that was from the old Rowan and Martin’s Laugh-In
Diat60 4 months ago
Amen.
andersjg Premium Member 4 months ago
Where was I before I came in here?
The Brooklyn Accent 4 months ago
It’s when you start trying to make phone calls on the TV remote that you should start worrying.
Drbarb71 Premium Member 4 months ago
1960’s TV.
oakie817 4 months ago
ba dum tss
samfran6-0 4 months ago
Once I had gone to the mall (we still had a few) in my hubby’s car and came out looking for my car. I was franticlly looking when I remembered which car I had driven. If any one had noticed, I played it off like I was looking for someone.
DKHenderson 4 months ago
Yay! Biz rules!