Shoe by Gary Brookins and Susie MacNelly for May 19, 2024

My sentiments exactly…..

I can relate to that!

It’s only really, really bad when the room is the bathroom…

I tried to remember until I found something else to do.

That’s neither hereafter, nor thereafter.

That joke is older than Biz.

Your wallet is in the fridge, your TV remote is in the microwave, and your cell phone is in the mailbox.

(never mind how I know this…)

I got myself a new seniors’ GPS

Not only does it tell me how to get there, it reminds me why I went there in the first place.

The local seniors care home rejected my offer to speak to residents about the advantages of being young in far-eastern countries…

apparently it is not “appropriate” to talk to residents about the benefits of youth in asia.

Our pastor says something like: Whenever you come across the word “therefore” in the Bible, you should figure out to understand what it’s there for.

and if it applies to you then it’s even funnier, we take ourselves too seriously, relax

I said to her, Do you believe in the hereafter?

Then you know what I’m here after

I think that was from the old Rowan and Martin’s Laugh-In

Amen.

Where was I before I came in here?

It’s when you start trying to make phone calls on the TV remote that you should start worrying.

1960’s TV.

ba dum tss

Once I had gone to the mall (we still had a few) in my hubby’s car and came out looking for my car. I was franticlly looking when I remembered which car I had driven. If any one had noticed, I played it off like I was looking for someone.

Yay! Biz rules!