FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for July 19, 2024

what … starch on the thread?!

Is this like those sailboats that can travel upwind?

I suggest him to go talk with Charlie Brown….

Telephone poles bent over and they’re still standing……hhhhmmmmmmm

Cartoon physics would really be annoying in our world. But… maybe a little fun too.

That kite will be gone with the wind in a minute.

I gotta hand it to Jason. That is impressive.

Jason slipped a few bills to Bill for this trick.

Did he disprove Newton’s third law?

Against the wind / He be flyin’ against the wind / He be young and dumb, he be flyin’ against the wind

I don’t believe the laws of Physics allows his, but I have been wrong before.

And a terrifically stiff line, like the ones used for those “invisible dog” leashes.