Breaking Cat News by Georgia Dunn for May 17, 2024

Pucky. King of the House Panthers. And such a sweetie.

There’s no delusions like delusions of grandeur. Right, Pucky?

The poor cactus can never be safe when a bunch of cats are swatting it…

Only deadly to falling leaves.

Lupin looks relieved and reassured. Not so sure about Elvis.

I have a pocket panther as well. My doc calls Achilles The Void.

Good for Goldie!

Swat and run away is the standard test, and it usually gives accurate results.

How many swats are needed to reach a scientific conclusion?

Hunting the dreaded canned food on the Savannah…..

Aww, I remember this! It made me think of my deadly house panther Bagheera. He was the Best Boy. ❤

Only one species has developed the most advanced method of scientific discovery: Poking it with a stick.

Bartholomew is also mistaken for a deadly panther, but he is definitely not li’l.

Lately, I’ve been having two black panthers laying on me in the evenings. Some might mistake this for compassion or friendship. I, however, know they just want to be around to cull the herd of the weakest member, as soon as they can.

Puck is the best little panther. It doesn’t appear to be chasing Goldie, so it must be safe.

If anyone is in an area that was, or will be hit with bad/dangerous weather, please stay safe!

The Moody Blues: I’m Just a Singer in a Rock and Roll Band

I’m just a-wondering ’bout the new scratching post

All made of smooth satin, that’s what it appears to be

We all are wondering if it is the same as we see

And if you want to find out the true nature of things

And if you really want to find out the truth, ask Goldie!

I’m just a house cat, not a deadly panther!

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Exploration is important we want to find out new things

But being careful ’bout safety is also quite key

To have one who can detect and determine the truth

With a swat and a run, what a help it would be!

Sometimes we are afraid until we realize the truth

And know that we need not fear the unknown, just like me

I’m just a house cat, not a deadly panther!

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People don’t understand

A small and sleek black kitty may just be a house cat

Who loves ham and a scritch

And when you see a satin cactus you do not need to fear

It’s just a scratching post!

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A ferocious panther may just be completely misjudged

I’m just a house cat, not a deadly panther!

I’m just a house cat, not a deadly panther!

I’m just a house cat, not a deadly panther!

I lil House Panther Gracie is currently in her Bird-Watching window. Complete with soft cushion.

Swat it again and again, Goldie! Beat that cactus into submission!

This is a household of cats suffering from DD, [delusional disorder.] The woman needs to start buying and feeding kibble laced with Seroquel. I have never once mistook Puck for a deadly panther, or even a slightly annoyed panther for that matter.

The females are the brave ones!

Ahh, Puck, you are a deadly panther in our eyes, too!

Swat analysis- 60% nylon fiber. 10% cotton fiber and 30% Cute!

Meanwhile, Back on the Nile

On Board the Water Cat Fishing Boat

Ta-Natash: I spy a school of Tasty Tilapia to port!

Fresh Water Cat: Break out the nets!

Salt Water Cat: Prepare to cast nets!

Iggy: Ready to haul in the catch!

Tash: There’s going to be a great fish banquet tonight!

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Sometime Later at the Royal Kitchen

Thomios: I’m planning on Tasty Tilapia Three Ways with Crispy Potatoes and a Vegetable Medley.

Elvis-Anum: Great idea. I’ll prepare a medley of songs to go with it.

Sue Chef: And what should we have for dessert?

Thomios: Of course Chocolate Everything is always popular, but I’d like to have something a bit more fruity. Do we have any cake?

Sue Chef: Yes. How about Strawberry Short Cake with Whipped Cream?

Thomios: Always a favorite. And I know who would like to make the whipped cream.

Ora Zed: It’s me, Little O, You know!

Puck isn’t Luna the Panther’s brother?

(look her up on youtube, she is gorgeous..)

That’s why we love you, Li’l Pucky! :-)

IN the right light Pucky does look like a deadly panther…sort of

OT: PROGRESS!!!

Who could mistake Puck for a deadly panther? He’s so adorable!

The male voids often think they’re panthers. The female void knows she’s diva and acts accordingly.

To borrow a phrase from Kliban: One heck of a nice animal, frequently mistaken for meatloaf.

Goldie is a born leader. Unfortunately was born a cat, a species that lacks born followers.

All house panthers are adorable. My daughter has two who look like they’ve been painted with vantablack.

O.T. Tuffy’s Candle Day

bagheera from jungle book is puck’s ancestor.