Crabgrass by Tauhid Bondia for May 15, 2024

That’ll straighten yer hair.

Lucky to have any hair left at all.

ROFLMAO!!

Took a page from Ed Crankshaft’s book.

I feel like Gene probably has privileges to scold Kevin too by now. Especially over something like this where they could have been seriously, seriously hurt.

At this point, they’re both his kids in a way. He has stepped in as a father figure for Kevin. When he lost them both at the wrestling arena, he said he was looking for “my boys.”

dumb kids, they didn’t use a clean burning, efficient propane grill

There is no black and white, only shades of gray.

Because third-degree burns aren’t punishment enough…

That melted plastic spaceman is going to add a new flavor to your next burgers.

“But Daaaad! We only used the ONE match to light it!”

For the record, you should never do that.

There was a guy who lived across the street. Decided to burn some brush on his gravel driveway. It didn’t want to stay lit, so he put some gasoline on it, while it was smoldering. When he applied a match he accidentally created an FAE that rattled my windows.

Hint Gene – it’s the kid with a star on his shirt.

Just so we’re clear, they ARE born with brains, right?

Cue the finger-pointing!

That plastic superhero might’ve been worth some $$ someday!

Playing with matches? And lighter fluid? Wha?

Amazing that we survive our childhoods…

Burnt hair really stinks.

The melted plastic action doll gave Kevin a nose job

Definitely my childhood. Now kids do this with an app

The one with sleeves and good hygiene

My father use to make a nice pile of charcoal, pour gasoline on it, stand back and throw a match. There would be a small mushroom cloud (like an atomic bomb) and when the smoke cleared, the coals were glowing red and hot, ready to start grilling. Yes, I am exaggerating (but not much!).

Now that’s funny, right there.

Miles is on the left and Kevin is on the right

Future pyrotechnic engineers.

I tried to stop him but I was too late Bill burned his eyebrows off when the button on the bar-b-q didn’t work so while the gas built up he dug around for some matches and POOF! No more eyebrows. My ‘Matrix’ jump away from the flame- impressed even me.

Are they planning to immolate a Ken doll??

All heroes should be given the proper send off and commemoration for their acts of heroism. The boys were only doing their duty, dad.

No eyebrows for those two for a while! lol

WHOMPH!