JumpStart by Robb Armstrong for May 18, 2024

If Marcus had stayed with the Eagles a few years longer, they might have beat that other superstar’s team

Crystal Echo?

I don’t want to Google you-know-who’s real name, if there is one..

Just ask Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce.

Anyone remember Jessica Simpson / Tony Romo?

Sometimes Marcus comes across as stunningly clueless.

Did Crystal pick up the dinner tab?

It’d be nobody’s business, of course, but fans seem to feel like they have some sort of ownership over the celebrities they’re fans of.

Robb didn’t have to stretch too far to write this.

Now ask him is he actively dating Nicole and Crystal at the same time, because that’s what it sounds like. He said he broke up with Crystal to marry Nicole, not just date her.

Too bad they spelled Christel wrong. (-8

Just like Marylin and Joe ….

Marcus’ humility is the most heartwarming part of this strip. He is truly a good guy.

Now we just need Marcus reacting to one of his former teammates making a completely offensive speech at a college graduation (we’ll get there as the lead time on comics is about a month). I’m just waiting for the announcement that the idiot kicker is getting a 10-minute block at the Republican Convention, but if he doesn’t go early, he’ll just sound exactly like every other Republican politician which is why mocking him is the dumb move. He doesn’t get a Congressional vote, but all the Republicans that do think exactly like him. Vote Blue or be a 3rd class citizen, women.

Good one, Robb — LOLOL