Dark Side of the Horse by Samson for June 16, 2024

Is this how Isaac Newton tested his theories about gravity?

Like I’d fall for that.

Shaken not kicked. Better result than 2 days ago.

Don’t sit under the apple tree… Full Stop.

I like them apples.

Gala, Fuji and Pink Lady are my favorites.

And once again horsie has enough apples to keeps steenky doctor away for another week.

Horsing around trees again eh horsie? Okay then for Sunday Punday, tree-t yourself to some evergreen puns.

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You can always rest assured of a koala-ty time in Aus-tree-lia.

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What did the tree do when the bank closed?

It started its own branch.

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How do trees get online?

They just log in.

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How do you identifies a dogwood tree?

By observing their barks!

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Which tree fits in your hand?

A palm tree.

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What’s a tree dating app?

Timber.

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Why did the tree went to takes a nap?For-rest.

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Why the weeping willow so sad?

It watch a sappy movie

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Why do you never want to invite a tree to your party?

Because they never leaves when you want them to

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Why was the tree stumped?

It couldn’t get to the root of the problem

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How do you know when a tree has had too much to drink?

It won’t stop trunk texting their ax

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What’s a tree’s favourite drink?

Root beer

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What’s pine tree’s favourite radio station?

Anything that plays the poplar hits

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Where do saplings go to learn?

Elementree school

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Why couldn’t the fig tree get back in shape?

It couldn’t stick to a root-ine

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What’s the best way to make a tree laugh?

Tell it acorn-y joke

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Why did the tree get lost?

It took the wrong root

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Which is tree’s least favorite month?

Sap-timber

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Which branch of mathematics does trees excels in?

Geometree

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Who was arrested for the crime of treecherry?

Tree-son

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Where on earth is the desert palm tree?

He is on a date

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What sort of farming wood be beneficial in the coun-tree-side?

Poul-tree farming

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What wood trees do on Halloween?

They go Tree’ck or Tree’ting

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More retreeculous puns is continue in reply

C1 – and their art is called Abstract.

C2 – must be a seatar tree….!

Yeah, like he’s not gonna just paint the apples in anyway!

he’s got enough there to make an apple pie…

C3 – how you gonna get rid of that cloud, Horace…?

Treet, I thought it was a typo, had to think about it

If it starts to rain, he can always write a pome poem.

Four puns in one strip; quite a windfall.

For once, none of the apples fall on his head.