I personally have eaten many bananas, but I have never eaten a monkey.
I am sure that I and many many others are relieved to hear that.
They are.
The monkeys must be relieved to hear that.
Now that is funny.
Here’s a real life riddle for you…, What is the world’s best selling fruit? (Answer in the reply.)
Not hard to do since only Micky is still alive.
I’ve never seen a bald monkey.
I love that sort of word play-like douglas Adams’it’s unpleasantly like being drunk."
“What’s so bad about that?”
“You ask a glass of water.”
I think you’re right, Grimm.
You have to cook a monkey…
Talk about Ambiguous Syntax.
Bananas taste better.
Ba-dum-bump…Cymbal crash!
That’s a classic Marx Brothers or Abbott and Costello-type joke.
As an editor, I saw the punchline a mile away.
maybe that why we eat more banananananas
And we still don’t know the elephant got in Groucho Marx’s pajamas.
LOL Good one
oldpine52 6 months ago
I personally have eaten many bananas, but I have never eaten a monkey.
WhatsTheJoke 6 months ago
I am sure that I and many many others are relieved to hear that.
Izzy Moreno 6 months ago
They are.
Imagine 6 months ago
The monkeys must be relieved to hear that.
Kiba65 6 months ago
Now that is funny.
Jeff0811 6 months ago
Here’s a real life riddle for you…, What is the world’s best selling fruit? (Answer in the reply.)
The Orange Mailman 6 months ago
Not hard to do since only Micky is still alive.
wirepunchr 6 months ago
I’ve never seen a bald monkey.
Wizard of Ahz-no relation 6 months ago
I love that sort of word play-like douglas Adams’it’s unpleasantly like being drunk."
“What’s so bad about that?”
“You ask a glass of water.”
ladykat 6 months ago
I think you’re right, Grimm.
Spacetech 6 months ago
You have to cook a monkey…
CaveCat87 6 months ago
Talk about Ambiguous Syntax.
Steverino Premium Member 6 months ago
Bananas taste better.
BilboDaddy 6 months ago
Ba-dum-bump…Cymbal crash!
cellodude1990 6 months ago
That’s a classic Marx Brothers or Abbott and Costello-type joke.
Stephen Gilberg 6 months ago
As an editor, I saw the punchline a mile away.
goblueone 6 months ago
maybe that why we eat more banananananas
Otis Rufus Driftwood 6 months ago
And we still don’t know the elephant got in Groucho Marx’s pajamas.
Are2Dee2 19 days ago
LOL Good one