I personally have eaten many bananas, but I have never eaten a monkey.
I am sure that I and many many others are relieved to hear that.
They are.
The monkeys must be relieved to hear that.
Now that is funny.
Here’s a real life riddle for you…, What is the world’s best selling fruit? (Answer in the reply.)
Not hard to do since only Micky is still alive.
I’ve never seen a bald monkey.
I love that sort of word play-like douglas Adams’it’s unpleasantly like being drunk."
“What’s so bad about that?”
“You ask a glass of water.”
I think you’re right, Grimm.
You have to cook a monkey…
Talk about Ambiguous Syntax.
Bananas taste better.
Ba-dum-bump…Cymbal crash!
That’s a classic Marx Brothers or Abbott and Costello-type joke.
As an editor, I saw the punchline a mile away.
maybe that why we eat more banananananas
And we still don’t know the elephant got in Groucho Marx’s pajamas.
oldpine52 5 months ago
I personally have eaten many bananas, but I have never eaten a monkey.
WhatsTheJoke 5 months ago
I am sure that I and many many others are relieved to hear that.
Izzy Moreno 5 months ago
They are.
Imagine 5 months ago
The monkeys must be relieved to hear that.
Kiba65 5 months ago
Now that is funny.
Jeff0811 5 months ago
Here’s a real life riddle for you…, What is the world’s best selling fruit? (Answer in the reply.)
The Orange Mailman 5 months ago
Not hard to do since only Micky is still alive.
wirepunchr 5 months ago
I’ve never seen a bald monkey.
Wizard of Ahz-no relation 5 months ago
I love that sort of word play-like douglas Adams’it’s unpleasantly like being drunk."
“What’s so bad about that?”
“You ask a glass of water.”
ladykat 5 months ago
I think you’re right, Grimm.
Spacetech 5 months ago
You have to cook a monkey…
CaveCat87 5 months ago
Talk about Ambiguous Syntax.
Steverino Premium Member 5 months ago
Bananas taste better.
BilboDaddy 5 months ago
Ba-dum-bump…Cymbal crash!
cellodude1990 5 months ago
That’s a classic Marx Brothers or Abbott and Costello-type joke.
Stephen Gilberg 5 months ago
As an editor, I saw the punchline a mile away.
goblueone 5 months ago
maybe that why we eat more banananananas
Otis Rufus Driftwood 5 months ago
And we still don’t know the elephant got in Groucho Marx’s pajamas.