Crabgrass by Tauhid Bondia for May 25, 2024

That might be an alien swear word and just offended them and caused Earth’s demise.

Aw look: they misspelled it.

Gene is very trusting with that power mower.

Better hope they do, when Dad finds out…

You just placed an order for broccoli with 5 different kinds of cheese!

They will have something almost, but not quite entirely unlike spaghetti.

They’ll certainly grab the attention of Area 51.

They should be able to make pizza, since most convenience stores make them. Can’t be much to it.

The Ships all carry Franco-American Spaghetti-O’s.

They may come collecting humans for food.

Ugh… Did you kids happen to watch Independence Day by any chance?

That looks like fun. I think I will do that with my lawn next time I mow it. Maybe freak out the neighbours a bit.

In this comic strip, that signal will definitely be answered.

Mu guess is that it’s an ad reading, “Can we interest you in a time-share?” That’s why the aliens keep avoiding Earth.

CAL-VIN!

How do you know if your child is too young to mow the lawn? He/she wants to!

It’s a cook book!

Are you kidding? You haven’t lived until you’ve tasted Klingon food! lol

We can (and are) doing that very well on our own, thank you very much.

To ALL who read my other comments today: Yes, I am not very optimistic about the future, I would place a bet in Vegas that we will be extinct in the not-so-far-off, but how would I collect?

Early 1970s at the height of the UFO hysteria gripping the US I tried to contact them via the stepfather’s home CB radio. Back then you need a license and local authorities tracked such things and were not amused.

Advanced Interstellar Species come to earth because they use Peanut M&Ms as pelletized food and keep chocolate covered coffee beans as an emergency reserve..

There will be, once you’re on board, guys.

Boys, yes of course they have human food, and they will be serving you, er, inviting you to dinner very soon.

I’ve seen this episode of the Twilight Zone. Spoiler alert, “To Serve Man” is a cookbook.

There seems to be a misconception about aliens and their dietary habits. There are no toilets on interstellar starships so aliens have evolved so that ‘mass quantities’ are not required.

maybe their cutting ahem crabgrass eh eh eh

Do you think they have PEZ? And what kind of dispenser?

I don’t think Dad will be pleased