In the Bleachers by Ben Zaehringer for June 12, 2024

It’s where the team will be spending the rest of the season so get used to it.

That’ll teach him to catch them, like he’s supposed to.

Even Bartolo Colon got around the bases in less than 31 seconds, and he might have been able to shave a few seconds off that time if the ball was still in play.

Ground rule double, you want it go and get it yourself.

Cats will explore every nook and cranny of a house. Ours once went to the top step of our basement stairs and backed away. She never got that far down again in the 17 years we lived there. We believe the basement might have been haunted.

“can’t we just call it a ground rule double an’ leave it at that??”

They’re likely to be cellars at the trade deadline.

It’s out of play, and I ain’t playin’.

Foul language ensues. :)