A man comes home from an exhausting day at work, plops down on the couch in front of the television, and tells his wife, “Get me a beer before it starts!”
The wife sighs and gets him a beer.
Ten minutes later, he says, “Get me another beer before it starts!”
She looks cross, but fetches another beer and slams it down next to him. He finishes that beer and a few minutes later says, “Quick, get me another beer, it’s going to start any minute!”
The wife is furious. She yells at him “Is that all you’re going to do tonight? Drink beer and sit in front of that TV? You’re nothing but a lazy, drunken, fat slob, and furthermore…”
Imagine about 1 month ago
Also leaves him needing a beer.
silberdistel about 1 month ago
Fan-tas-tic! Uhm, get the beer filled up. Hurry!
Yakety Sax about 1 month ago
A man comes home from an exhausting day at work, plops down on the couch in front of the television, and tells his wife, “Get me a beer before it starts!”
The wife sighs and gets him a beer.
Ten minutes later, he says, “Get me another beer before it starts!”
She looks cross, but fetches another beer and slams it down next to him. He finishes that beer and a few minutes later says, “Quick, get me another beer, it’s going to start any minute!”
The wife is furious. She yells at him “Is that all you’re going to do tonight? Drink beer and sit in front of that TV? You’re nothing but a lazy, drunken, fat slob, and furthermore…”
The man sighs and says, “It’s started…”
goboboyd about 1 month ago
Both of them will have emitted heavy sighs today. To express vastly different emotions.
Znox11 about 1 month ago
Wow, those are some Emmy Award winning backgrounds.
awcoffman about 1 month ago
I retired from that job thing 10 years ago. Best career move I ever made.
the lost wizard about 1 month ago
Remind me why you’re called man’s best friend again. Burp! :)
mistercatworks about 1 month ago
“Thirst-making”
Frank Burns Eats Worms about 1 month ago
Eno’s blue-collar, Fang’s flea-and-tick.
Impkins Premium Member about 1 month ago
It’s a dog’s life. burp. :)
cuzinron47 about 1 month ago
You mean the job at work to afford your beer?
cuzinron47 about 1 month ago
Us retirees do like to rub it in occasionally.
Brent Rosenthal Premium Member about 1 month ago
“Sorry, we don’t serve dogs.” “That’s okay I don’t want a dog. Give me a beer.”
wildlandwaters about 1 month ago
Beer! Thanks for reminding me!!