The dog might get the first hug, but the woman will get longer and more hugs.
At sea … in prison … for some things, it’s the same thing.
What? No widow’s watch?
Maybe he’ll bring back an attractive dusky female … just for sport.
Oh, great. Another piece of scrimshaw. Here doggy, a new bone for you.
Lovin’ the art.
Two+ years at sea? What the heck’s he been doing?
“Whew Captain, it’s been a long voyage, when I get home I’m gonna hug me dog and have sex with me wife. This time I better not get them mixed up either.”
The dog will get the first hug.
Waitaminute. My Old Spice is here somewhere.
“Ah, two years aboard the HMS Raging Queen, where manly men aren’t afraid to show their manly manliness in many manly ways.” – Miles Cowperthwaite
The woman can give him a hug while the dog washes his face.
789 days? He’s dead, Jim…
Only 6511 more days to go Penelope and Argos.
The Dog of course ……. ;)
If she keeps teasing him like that, he’s gonna push her over the edge.
The dog.
The sailors say, “Brandy, you’re a fine girl, what a good wife you would be…”
BE THIS GUY about 1 month ago
The dog might get the first hug, but the woman will get longer and more hugs.
LeftCoastKen Premium Member about 1 month ago
At sea … in prison … for some things, it’s the same thing.
nosirrom about 1 month ago
What? No widow’s watch?
HarryLime Premium Member about 1 month ago
Maybe he’ll bring back an attractive dusky female … just for sport.
goboboyd about 1 month ago
Oh, great. Another piece of scrimshaw. Here doggy, a new bone for you.
Lovin’ the art.
uniquename about 1 month ago
Two+ years at sea? What the heck’s he been doing?
Daltongang Premium Member about 1 month ago
“Whew Captain, it’s been a long voyage, when I get home I’m gonna hug me dog and have sex with me wife. This time I better not get them mixed up either.”
ladykat about 1 month ago
The dog will get the first hug.
bobbyferrel about 1 month ago
Waitaminute. My Old Spice is here somewhere.
ThreeDogDad Premium Member about 1 month ago
“Ah, two years aboard the HMS Raging Queen, where manly men aren’t afraid to show their manly manliness in many manly ways.” – Miles Cowperthwaite
prrdh about 1 month ago
The woman can give him a hug while the dog washes his face.
jscarff57 Premium Member about 1 month ago
789 days? He’s dead, Jim…
TLH1310 Premium Member about 1 month ago
Only 6511 more days to go Penelope and Argos.
bwswolf about 1 month ago
The Dog of course ……. ;)
tinstar about 1 month ago
If she keeps teasing him like that, he’s gonna push her over the edge.
stillfickled Premium Member about 1 month ago
The dog.
cheap_day_return about 1 month ago
The sailors say, “Brandy, you’re a fine girl, what a good wife you would be…”