The dog might get the first hug, but the woman will get longer and more hugs.
At sea … in prison … for some things, it’s the same thing.
What? No widow’s watch?
Maybe he’ll bring back an attractive dusky female … just for sport.
Oh, great. Another piece of scrimshaw. Here doggy, a new bone for you.
Lovin’ the art.
Two+ years at sea? What the heck’s he been doing?
“Whew Captain, it’s been a long voyage, when I get home I’m gonna hug me dog and have sex with me wife. This time I better not get them mixed up either.”
The dog will get the first hug.
Waitaminute. My Old Spice is here somewhere.
“Ah, two years aboard the HMS Raging Queen, where manly men aren’t afraid to show their manly manliness in many manly ways.” – Miles Cowperthwaite
The woman can give him a hug while the dog washes his face.
789 days? He’s dead, Jim…
Only 6511 more days to go Penelope and Argos.
The Dog of course ……. ;)
If she keeps teasing him like that, he’s gonna push her over the edge.
The dog.
The sailors say, “Brandy, you’re a fine girl, what a good wife you would be…”
BE THIS GUY 6 months ago
The dog might get the first hug, but the woman will get longer and more hugs.
LeftCoastKen Premium Member 6 months ago
At sea … in prison … for some things, it’s the same thing.
nosirrom 6 months ago
What? No widow’s watch?
HarryLime 6 months ago
Maybe he’ll bring back an attractive dusky female … just for sport.
goboboyd 6 months ago
Oh, great. Another piece of scrimshaw. Here doggy, a new bone for you.
Lovin’ the art.
uniquename 6 months ago
Two+ years at sea? What the heck’s he been doing?
Daltongang Premium Member 6 months ago
“Whew Captain, it’s been a long voyage, when I get home I’m gonna hug me dog and have sex with me wife. This time I better not get them mixed up either.”
ladykat 6 months ago
The dog will get the first hug.
bobbyferrel 6 months ago
Waitaminute. My Old Spice is here somewhere.
ThreeDogDad Premium Member 6 months ago
“Ah, two years aboard the HMS Raging Queen, where manly men aren’t afraid to show their manly manliness in many manly ways.” – Miles Cowperthwaite
prrdh 6 months ago
The woman can give him a hug while the dog washes his face.
jscarff57 Premium Member 6 months ago
789 days? He’s dead, Jim…
TLH1310 Premium Member 6 months ago
Only 6511 more days to go Penelope and Argos.
bwswolf 6 months ago
The Dog of course ……. ;)
tinstar 6 months ago
If she keeps teasing him like that, he’s gonna push her over the edge.
stillfickled Premium Member 6 months ago
The dog.
cheap_day_return 6 months ago
The sailors say, “Brandy, you’re a fine girl, what a good wife you would be…”