WuMo by Wulff & Morgenthaler for May 30, 2024

Let’s see what those recruitment e-mails have to say, shall we??

Isn’t it nice when someone lets you share in their success?

Doesn’t look like anyone is at the controls. Pride comes before the fall (crash)

Hee, it’s almost like someone did that in a space ship.

If it’s my success too, I want a ride in that helicopter.

If you all work hard then I can buy another one next year. Teamwork!

Jump!

And if, you the employee, work hard enough you’ll be able to make rent this month.

He took advantage of the whirlybird special.

Oh, goody. Now he’s going to give them a pizza party with one small slice per person and a choice of cheese or anchovy.

Billionaires are proof that the system does not work

Sounds like the doctor who treated all the nurses to lunch (including my mom) who worked in the emergency room…he walks in with a handful of bags of mcdonald’s junk food…(don’t open your wallet up too much, bud!)

Unfortunately, recent drops in revenue make it necessary to tighten our belts here at F*ckTheEmplyeesThey’reAnExpenseItemAndItIsOnlyGoodBusinessPracticeToAlwaysBringExpensesToTheLo-westAmountPossible.

So I must regretfully inform you that the salaries each and every one of you receives will have to take a bit of a haircut, beginning this pay period.

Have a nice day.

Now get your lazy a$$es back to work!

Now, where did I put my rocketlauncher?

It’s time to start a collection to buy a rocket launcher.

Throw something hard at him. Throw it hard too.