The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for May 21, 2024

Meh. I prefer a McMuffin and a hash brown.

The Wheaties legal team will be in touch

I always thought it was Budweiser!!!

A little coffee’s fine with me. I don’t need a whole carafe or whatever to serve its purpose.

Ex-champions. Besides, I prefer scrambled eggs and bacom.

I have mine after gym, 3pm and it’s perfect. ( I don’t drink, drive and have to P)

“The breakfast of champions” was the catch phrase of some product whose name I don’t remember in the 70es or 80es.

My champion breakfast used to be a little Debbie brownie, and a can of Pepsi. I miss those days.

I refer to coffee as my vitamin C. Whether the C stands for “Coffee” or “Caffeine” depends on the time of day. AM, Vitamin C is for “Caffeine”, PM, its for “Coffee”.

What is Gladys a champion of anyway, maintaining her girlish figure?

Yuck

I’m a champion many times over, every day.

Then I must be having breakfast and holding my title a few times a day.

That coffee is not dark enough!!!!

helps build strong bodies 12 ways…

I’m with Gladys. I wake up a quarter low.

I knew guys who said breakfast was a cup of coffee and a bowl of cigarettes

SNL skit way back, the breakfast of champions was little chocolate donuts

You got that right Gladys .

I’m right there with you Gladys!

I’m with Gladys. I normally don’t feel much like eating breakfast.

Mrs. Olsen I presume!

Maybe “good to the last drop” ?

Truer words have never been spoken (OK, written).

I love my coffee and GoComics in the morning.

7:34am and I’m on my second mug as I’m reading this!

and the fuel for the day… really bold for me thanks. Plus a whole pot, all to myself. :J

No..No..No….The real breakfast of champions is a can of Coke and a package of Pop Tarts.

Did Gladys’ add a shot of Baileys Irish Cream or Amaretto to her Java?

You got that right girl. You need that to start up. And quoting the great philosopher,Mick Jagger, " lf you start me up, start me up, I’ll never stop". Go coffee go…..

Having mine right now. Scandinavians are some of the biggest coffee drinkers in the world. There was a pot always on when I was a kid, every waking hour.

I limit myself to one cup a day, otherwise I end up with an upset tummy.

Wheaties

Cereal flakes and whisky.

Though I had hot coffee today, I usually have hot tea on all other mornings. With sugar and lemon it very tasty and much cheaper.

It is for most people….

I’m with you Gladys. And add lunch, mid-afternoon pick me up and post dinner refresher. I’ve never had trouble sleeping even with an evening coffee. And latest research shows tons of health benefits from coffee! Drink up!

Alright already, I’m making coffee.

Then there’s the dinner of champions, beer.

“Nitro” coffee or hot tea “dark no milk or sugar” caffeine gets me going.

It’s also the breakfast of insomniacs.

Coffee in the morning, pee all day.

I don’t even keep coffee in my home for guests. I grew up with parents who drank coffee – different kinds – all day from morning until night. My ex drank coffee from morning until night. My now-adult child – ditto. I never had any interest in joining them. I just don’t get the attraction to it. I am happy that I live now in a home with no coffee drinkers. I am weird, right?

i’m finishing the last of my breakfast right now (i had a bit more than just coffee, though)…

Yes! Or tea! Caffeine for the win!!!

Coffee is the most important meal of the day!

BEER, It’s not just for breakfast anymore.