Brevity by Dan Thompson for May 30, 2024

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    Izzy Moreno  7 months ago

    Like a friend of mine said to his ex-wife one morning – don’t lift the covers, get up very slowly, open a window, and get out of the room.

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    blunebottle  7 months ago

    Fair warning!

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    Pharmakeus Ubik  7 months ago

    He’d best gallop to the outhouse.

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    HarryLime  7 months ago

    Wouldn’t that be a prelude, not an overture?

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    BadCreaturesBecomeDems  7 months ago

    Cabbage and beer…

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    jango  7 months ago

    “The warning lights are flashing down in Quality Control…” —M. Knopfler

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    Zen-of-Zinfandel  7 months ago

    More tootie-fruity nonsense.

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    formathe  7 months ago

    You can’t go wrong with a fart joke.

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    snowedin, now known as Missy's mom  7 months ago

    ROFLMAO!

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    sandflea  7 months ago

    Pull my finger.

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    "It's the End of the World!!!" Premium Member 7 months ago

    This is the opposite of what most fathers would likely do. We’ll just either let it rip and laugh about it, or make it a squeaker and enjoy the reaction of people as it disseminates across the room.

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    norphos  7 months ago

    I hate flatulence humor.

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    dbrucepm  7 months ago

    is he a smart feller or a fart smeller

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