Looks Good on Paper by Dan Collins for May 15, 2024

They’re gonna get roasted.

I like all three versions

I just hope their tots don’t see them like that.

I got wasted on hash browns last night.

Boiled……….. as an owl……………three tin foil sheets to the wind……….

Let’s go hang out on the couch.

Totally explains the effects of vodka!

The Great Potato Joke Famine

We can rely on Mr. Collins when the chips are down.

Ugh, today’s joke is pretty gratin.