Shoe by Gary Brookins and Susie MacNelly for June 11, 2024

Muffy, are you complaining about a complainer?…..

My dog likes to whine, he thinks its pitiful.

In reality, it just sounds paw-thetic.

Only whine comes from sour grapes.

How do you make Whine?

With Gripe Juice.

In a field with lots of sheep and lambs roaming around, a giant wolf appeared and swallowed whole a baby lamb. The lamb whined and yelped nonstop for hours on end. After a while the wolf started getting sick, and yet the lamb yelped and whined ever louder.

Finally the wolf died and the baby lamb walked out of the wolf and rejoined it’s momma in the flock of sheep. Turns out the wolf died of internal bleating.

When is a child most likely going to cry?

Whine o’ clock.

There’s someone out there that resembles that remark. I’ll let you guess.

I know a couple of folks like that.

and she’s a whine manufacturer.

Reminds me of my friend who invited himself up for a week.

sounds like the orange jesus

Who’s Joe ?? Never heard of him before. We have heard (and I stress ‘heard’) of ‘Muffy’ before only on a date with Cosmo, I think.

Oooooooooooo, good one

I knew a lady who complained incessantly but creatively, so that she was still interesting to listen to. She had sparkling whines.

“There’s was one fellow who whined so long and so often, the people elected him Town Crier!” d;o)

Did he want some “Jeez” to go with his “Whine”?

Does the whiner want a bottle?

He needs a whine connoisseur to appreciate his work.

This strip’s author is the Master of Pun-ishment.