Peanuts by Charles Schulz for June 10, 2024

At least she didn’t think she’d be driving a Cadillac.

Golf is a classy sport.

Not sure I’d trust Patty driving the cart!

New arc starts today

kinda works- Peppermint Patty Caddy!well, in North American twang, it does

Why don’t golfers drive Buicks?

Because their Caddies are getting the job done.

Why did the wealthy golfer bring his chauffer on the course?

His caddy said he needed a driver.

Golfing with my dad today…

… His drive went straight into the woods, bounced off a tree limb, and ended up right in the middle of the fairway.

I said, “Nice bounce.”

He said, “Nah, that was my Irish caddy: Rick O’Shea.”

They also run into unfriendly gophers.

If only. And imagine if there was an entire Mario Kart track between each hole.

Golf carts are fun to ride.

Carry, caddy, let’s call the whole thing off.

Don’t look now, but I think PP may be 1 club short of a set.

I like the one about the frustrated golfer who said, “You must be the world’s worst caddy!” and was told, “No, that would be too great a coincidence.”

Designated driver, most likely.

Take it from an old kid caddy. You might get to drive the golf cart, but your pay will take a hit to pay for the cart. I drove the cart once, but got no pay. But, that was OK since that was my first electric car(t). What fun.

She can’t even drive roller skates yet

Of course every self respecting caddie drives a Cadillac. No golf carts made by Ford or Dodge are allowed on the course.

Given how sporty she is, I think Patty would like this if she can carry that bag!

No, Patty, it’s a little more involved than that.

Can you drive?

Why did the golfer change his socks? Because he got a hole in one. Since we’re doing golf jokes……

Patti, at you age there is NO WAY you would be allowed to drive the cart ! ! !

The caddy runs behind the cart. The members ride. Voice of experience.

You would have an issue reaching the pedals

Miniature golf for miniature athletes.

Caddies don’t crack peanut shells while somebody’s making a shot

You’re thinking of a cabby, Pep.

Sorry, to break it to you Patty,but…

You can caddy for Snoopy…butcha gotta be patient….

…And Quiet!

Wrong you carry the golf clubs

I use to caddy at a country club golf course. As far as I could tell the golfers mostly paid for caddies so they could feel like they owned slaves.

Bowling is far superior to golf. I’ve never been sunburned in the bowling alleyI’ve never been rained on in the bowling alleyI’ve never had to chase a bowling ballI’ve never lost a bowling ballI’ve never needed an electric cart at the bowling alleyIt’s never far to the potty at the bowling alleyIt’s never far to the snack bar at the bowling alleyIt’s never far to the bar bar at the bowling alleyA bowling ball, bag and shoes are far more affordable than golf clubs, bag and shoesBowling is scored like a REAL game — high score wins

Nice try Patty. But I don’t think your feet can reach the pedals.