The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for May 28, 2024

He’s going to be boiling mad!

hot time in the old town tonight!

Maybe it was intentional. I’ve had coaches like that.

Some body’s going into the moat tonight!

Gatorade was invented in 1965. How did they get it in the Middle Ages?

He will be well done in seconds.

Now that’s a royal boiling foible.

Oops.

He will (maybe) wake up oily in the morning!

“Wrong leverrrrr…….”

Uh-oh.

That’s called winning the battle and losing the war.

Boil he be surprised.

Oopsie.

Oils well that ends well, Derrick the Unctuous!

There few stupider “traditions” than dumping Gatorade on the coach – ut then, we’re talking about jocks, so what do you expect?

Long live the Queen!

Do you smell something deep frying?

“We’re going to need another King Timmy…”

Once a king, always a king. But once a night’s enough.

Man, the gators are going to be bummed they didn’t get their aide.

Mmmm, Krispy Fried King. We should invite him to dinner.