F Minus by Tony Carrillo for June 01, 2024

You upset them muchly!

Now they’ll write you up for the gouge in your door.

When they get more serious.

At the last board meeting. The one they managed not to inform you of even though the CC&Rs require them to do so.

Ever since they banned welcome mats.

I think that was just for you.

There was report of a hairline crack in the corner of a section of your sidewalk. The subject of much discussion at the emergency meeting. It is an expansion joint but the team of specialists brought in mentioned it might be sign of a future issue.

Wait’ll you see what they left in your bed!

“Tactical” seems to have transmorgrified from a military term to a fashion term.

It was when you elected Genghis Leddbottom HOA President.

They were going to plant it in your chest, but you didn’t answer the door when they knocked.

When we were house shopping years ago, we told the real estate lady NO HOAs. She said “but all the nice neighborhoods have HOAs” and I said “too bad, NO HOAs.” We ended up in an older neighborhood with a mix of young families and retired people, not fancy, but fine for my tastes.

That looks like a good expensive knife. Are they expecting you to return it?

Since it picked up on the DNC format. If you can’t beat’em…cheat’em. If that doesn’t work, try throwing them in jail. Next up….start a War.

HOA’s should be declared illegal. Certainly, they are unconstitutional and a backdoor “facsim,” if ever there was one!!

The HOA gave my pal a hard time for sprinkling a little fertilizer on the small patch of grass in front of his unit. He had the only green grass in the complex. He got p!ssed and moved out after one year.

When they became a republican majority.

Another example of HOA cloak and dagger methods

I would never consider living anywhere with an HOA.

Pay the protection racket, or they’ll steal your house with foreclosure.

get out now!

When you put up your tRump flag.

Which is why I say NO to HOA homes.

And the HOA violation is for having a knife in your front door.

I got a visit from the “neighborhood HOA” soon after I bought my house, directing me about how they wanted me to spruce up the neglected lawn. Also threatened fines if I did not comply within ten days. I was shocked – a rude “welcome”, and also I was not informed of any HOA when I bought the place.

Checked into it and found there was no HOA – just nosy neighbors who thought they ruled the neighborhood. I ignored their visit. Later I got a letter in the mail from them, stating a fine of $250 plus threats of more fines and interest. My lawyer responded with a cease and desist… never heard another peep from the “HOA” although I did hear from other neighbors about how they complained about me.

The only time I had issue with our HOA was when a volunteer cedar tree sprouted in our Ash tree box. Got a letter warning me about my “weeds” – I responded with a letter explaining and several pictures of massive Russian Thistle growing in their maintained flower beds. Received an apology about over zealous “agriculture” volunteers. About four weeks later they cut the weeds down. Don’t mess with retired people, we have time to retaliate.

No H.O.A. would permit individualized door decorations to the extent of a knife. :)

You can bet he will get a fine for not returning the knife

Never live in a HOA.