Pas grave. Juste de l’ail et du beurre.
They decided to leave as quickly as they could and drove off in their S-class Mercedes, with the waiter calling out “Look at that S-car go!”
Just water, please.
We’ll have a green salad- hold the salt.
He seems a bit slimy, they should like him.
They think he wants to mollusk them.
Yuck!
They prefer margaritas to wine.
The partaking of a repast of escargot is an experience I’m completely comfortable with missing. That, and frog’s legs …
No salt on the margaritas, s’il vous plait.
Just slug ’im!
Yeah, National Day or not, I’ve gone my entire life without eatin’ a bug!
If I was gonna, it sure wouldn’t be one that makes its own gravy!
“Can I have your low sodium menu, please?”
one of herb and jamals favorite days
humor here kind of sluggish today
The snails are really just vehicles for the butter and garlic.
I will never understand how someone could look at those things and decide it would be something good to eat! There is not enough butter and garlic!! And you can tell me all day and all night how good they are, but NOPE!!
He’s just trying to get you to come out of your shell. :)
Ha! And you thought you were slimy…
Careful there … the salad comes with “Corry’s” croutons …!
Instead of going with their gut, maybe snails would listen to their shells. At any rate, listen to your shells, ladies, and don’t be fooled!
They ate at a snail’s pace. The waiter went home…
Zykoic 7 months ago
Pas grave. Juste de l’ail et du beurre.
Imagine 7 months ago
They decided to leave as quickly as they could and drove off in their S-class Mercedes, with the waiter calling out “Look at that S-car go!”
Doug K 7 months ago
Just water, please.
blunebottle 7 months ago
We’ll have a green salad- hold the salt.
P51Strega 7 months ago
He seems a bit slimy, they should like him.
P51Strega 7 months ago
They think he wants to mollusk them.
saylorgirl 7 months ago
Yuck!
backyardcowboy 7 months ago
They prefer margaritas to wine.
LeftCoastKen Premium Member 7 months ago
The partaking of a repast of escargot is an experience I’m completely comfortable with missing. That, and frog’s legs …
nancyb creator 7 months ago
No salt on the margaritas, s’il vous plait.
Stocky One 7 months ago
Just slug ’im!
Dobie Premium Member 7 months ago
Yeah, National Day or not, I’ve gone my entire life without eatin’ a bug!
If I was gonna, it sure wouldn’t be one that makes its own gravy!
Angry Indeed Premium Member 7 months ago
“Can I have your low sodium menu, please?”
lemonbaskt 7 months ago
one of herb and jamals favorite days
oakie817 7 months ago
humor here kind of sluggish today
Teto85 Premium Member 7 months ago
The snails are really just vehicles for the butter and garlic.
Perkycat 7 months ago
I will never understand how someone could look at those things and decide it would be something good to eat! There is not enough butter and garlic!! And you can tell me all day and all night how good they are, but NOPE!!
the lost wizard 7 months ago
He’s just trying to get you to come out of your shell. :)
Mike Baldwin creator 7 months ago
Ha! And you thought you were slimy…
Howard'sMyHero 7 months ago
Careful there … the salad comes with “Corry’s” croutons …!
Teresa Burritt (Frog Applause) creator 7 months ago
Instead of going with their gut, maybe snails would listen to their shells. At any rate, listen to your shells, ladies, and don’t be fooled!
Shikamoo Premium Member 7 months ago
They ate at a snail’s pace. The waiter went home…