“Retail theft of an apple.”
So the cop he stole it from — who stole it from the vendor — was planning to sell it?
I’ve always used the expression…..“Don’t Steal, but if you’re going to steal, Steal Big!”
Hasn’t he already eaten the evidence?
Would they really put out a BOLO for one apple?
But he stole it from a cop, so it wasn’t retail theft. The cop lied in addition to being a thief.
Only Solid Snake could make that remotely cool.
gammaguy 7 months ago
“Retail theft of an apple.”
So the cop he stole it from — who stole it from the vendor — was planning to sell it?
Egrayjames 7 months ago
I’ve always used the expression…..“Don’t Steal, but if you’re going to steal, Steal Big!”
uniquename 7 months ago
Hasn’t he already eaten the evidence?
davidlwashburn 7 months ago
Would they really put out a BOLO for one apple?
Cactus-Pete 7 months ago
But he stole it from a cop, so it wasn’t retail theft. The cop lied in addition to being a thief.
Stephen Gilberg 7 months ago
Only Solid Snake could make that remotely cool.