Ripley's Believe It or Not by Ripley’s Believe It or Not! for June 01, 2024

I’m sure the original Aristotle is looking down on his protégé with pride.

Boo hiss on the booze trio

Varistotelis Alaoritis One time there were 320 glasses.

One time I was 25 hours old.

One time I was 581,001 gallons large.

May the Lord be with you as He is with me.

Must be really good wine coming out of that fountain, I’ll pass

A guy walks into a bar in West Virginia and orders a white wine.

All the hillbillies sitting around the bar look up from their beer and whiskey, expecting to see some pitiful Yankee from the north.

The bartender says, “You ain’t from around here, are ya?”

The guy says, “No, I’m from Canada.”

“Canada” The bartender says, “What do you do in Canada?”

The guy says, “I’m a taxidermist.”

The bartender says, “A taxidermist? What in the hell is a taxidermist? Do you drive a taxi?”

“No,” says the Canadian “I don’t drive a taxi, I mount animals.”

The bartender grins and hollers, “It’s okay boys. He’s one of us!”

Anyone care for an old UB40 song about red, red wine?

(HIC!!) I’LL DRINK TO EITHER ONE OF THESE!!

I wonder if Aristotelis set a record for the number of wine glasses broken while attempting to set a record of number of wine glasses balanced on your head?

I wonder if there is a waterfall downstream of the distillery. Would have been fun to be standing under it when the wine flowed through.

Distillery?

Maybe they produced fortified wine.

There is a scene in Dickens’ “A Tale of Two Cities” where a cart load of wine bursts in the streets and all the French peasants are out, sopping up every drop that they can scavenge.

I wonder where that wine fountain is.

Did the glasses have wine in them? That’s want I want to see!!!

Quick! Get Aristotelis on a plane to Portugal!!!

Fux Spews has whine 24/7.

Boston did it better with molasses