Maybe just use all capitals.
We wouldn’t want people to think that now, would we.
Don’t kill! This means thou!
“What about all those “Thou Shalt Nots”? Am I being too passive-aggressive?”
No, it’s the parts where everyone has to kowtow to you.
Temper, temper!
Burning that bush contributed to global warning.
Remembering an old Mel Brooks bit with Moses coming down from the mountain with 3 stone tablets, and says, “Behold these 15 Commandments from God …” at which point he drops 1 of them and it shatters, “… these 10 Commandments from God …”
“I give you these 15… CRASH… er, 10 commandments!”
Editorial eventually got all ten weeded down to ’Don’t do it!’
Thou shalt not edit my commandments!!!!
Well, especially insincere.
Proofreading the 10 commandments.
Mel Brooks showed there was 15 commandments but Moses dropped one slate and broke it. Didn’t Mel tell the truth?
Maybe a few emojis instead.
Regardless of the punctuation, they won’t obey it…
“Take these two tablets and call me in the morning”
Seems a shame to waste them though because they are easiest characters to chisel.
Moses of IT: the first guy to ever download data from the cloud to a tablet.
The bible is full of asinine stories.
What font did he use? :)
So the 10 commandments was a twitter posting? :P
July 17, 2015
Superfrog about 1 month ago
Maybe just use all capitals.
Imagine about 1 month ago
We wouldn’t want people to think that now, would we.
Kaputnik about 1 month ago
Don’t kill! This means thou!
Jesy Bertz Premium Member about 1 month ago
“What about all those “Thou Shalt Nots”? Am I being too passive-aggressive?”
Say What Now‽ Premium Member about 1 month ago
No, it’s the parts where everyone has to kowtow to you.
Jayalexander about 1 month ago
Temper, temper!
Zykoic about 1 month ago
Burning that bush contributed to global warning.
LeftCoastKen Premium Member about 1 month ago
Remembering an old Mel Brooks bit with Moses coming down from the mountain with 3 stone tablets, and says, “Behold these 15 Commandments from God …” at which point he drops 1 of them and it shatters, “… these 10 Commandments from God …”
MayCauseBurns about 1 month ago
“I give you these 15… CRASH… er, 10 commandments!”
The Reader Premium Member about 1 month ago
Editorial eventually got all ten weeded down to ’Don’t do it!’
Gameguy49 Premium Member about 1 month ago
Thou shalt not edit my commandments!!!!
Huckleberry Hiroshima about 1 month ago
Well, especially insincere.
MRBLUESKY529 about 1 month ago
Proofreading the 10 commandments.
flemmingo about 1 month ago
Mel Brooks showed there was 15 commandments but Moses dropped one slate and broke it. Didn’t Mel tell the truth?
uniquename about 1 month ago
Maybe a few emojis instead.
dddieringer about 1 month ago
Regardless of the punctuation, they won’t obey it…
JudyAz about 1 month ago
“Take these two tablets and call me in the morning”
Alberta Oil Premium Member about 1 month ago
Seems a shame to waste them though because they are easiest characters to chisel.
kaffekup about 1 month ago
Moses of IT: the first guy to ever download data from the cloud to a tablet.
bhamdodger about 1 month ago
The bible is full of asinine stories.
the lost wizard about 1 month ago
What font did he use? :)
wordsmeet about 1 month ago
So the 10 commandments was a twitter posting? :P