The Lockhorns by Bunny Hoest and John Reiner for June 19, 2024

but Ⅰ don’t hafta Google Leroy’s name to know who the heck he is

Which one of those “ladies” is speaking? Both of their mouths are open.

So Leroy’s is longer?

Wait— did she actually say something nice about her husband?

You could take that a couple of ways.

I only just now noticed the accent over the first E.

His name is vaguely familiar; is he one of those “hot rodent men” that seem to be the latest internet thing?

In an extremely bad career move, Timothy shaved his head last week. I guess that’s what they’re talking about?

An extra six inches. In more than one way!

Is she talking about diseases?

Typical, longer and yet not satisfied.

Maybe she knows something that we don’t about timmothee.

Another “People” magazine?

I would stick with Leroy ,Loretta because no movie star would want you.