“And when Loretta and I get into a loud argument later, we’ll be providing the entertainment for the other customers, so we should get a discount for that.”
On the Simpsons one time, the family went out to this fancy restaurant, and after the waiter introduced himself, Homer said “Hello, I’m Homer. I’ll be your customer.” And then the family laughed while the waiter made a sarcastic comment.
ꜝ 11 days ago
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SHIVA 11 days ago
Sounds like the place is hurting for customers!!!
snsurone76 11 days ago
“Do a good job, and you MIGHT get a tip!”
phritzg Premium Member 11 days ago
“And when Loretta and I get into a loud argument later, we’ll be providing the entertainment for the other customers, so we should get a discount for that.”
Lady loves a joke 11 days ago
A waitress introduced herself to us once, and then waited for us to tell her our names.
The Orange Mailman 11 days ago
I might use this line the next time we go out, substituting our names of course.
Jeff0811 11 days ago
I said that to a waiter once. He wasn’t nearly as impressed with my wit and charm as I was. In fact he looked a lot like the guy pictured above.
JoshHere 11 days ago
Looking at the waiter’s face, they have been his customers before
tcayer 11 days ago
The waiter looks appropriately sad…
cuzinron47 11 days ago
And the waiter says “yeah, rub it in”.
razzledazzle295 11 days ago
On the Simpsons one time, the family went out to this fancy restaurant, and after the waiter introduced himself, Homer said “Hello, I’m Homer. I’ll be your customer.” And then the family laughed while the waiter made a sarcastic comment.
norphos 11 days ago
Great line, I have been tempted to use that line at restaurants, diners and the bank.
Chris Sherlock 11 days ago
Waiter (thinking but not saying): “Do you have to be?!”
Moonkey Premium Member 11 days ago
I have done that a couple of times, but only to wait staff who already knew us.
anncorr339 11 days ago
Very funny Leroy
DenO Premium Member 10 days ago
I like to tell the Hostess, “We’d like a table with a waiter, please.’