Bottom Liners by Eric and Bill Teitelbaum for May 27, 2024

Stay out of grocery stores, then.

Get your head examined, there’s no correlation between those two things.

If cannot laugh at this ‘toon then you must believe it to be true.

It’s called the Biden Handicap. Make up whatever score serves your purpose.

Give it up boys. You are embarrassing yourselves.

Far left has no sense of humor instead spreading a sense of anger.

Their agenda and purpose is confusing… defund police and celebrate lawlessness?, destroy women’s sports? Promote an irresponsible idea of ignoring student loans?, organizing and cheering campus unrest while supporting the destruction and elimination of our most dedicated democratic ally in the Mid-east…?Wacky -

Went to try golf one afternoon. Shot an 84. Was getting dark so didn’t get to the second hole.

A valueless attempt at humor. Or, par for the course, here.

Republicans don’t know the difference!

Maybe you’re just tired from the job you were finally able to find after Biden got started on unemployment…

Or maybe you’re tired from carrying your own bag after Manuel found a better gig than crappy below-min-wage, tips-only, no-benefits caddy work, after Biden got started on unemployment…

Or maybe you’ve got COVID because you believe vaccines are for snowflakes…

Or maybe your score was ALWAYS 100 and you were just lying about it to everybody’s faces, but then Biden took office and people started frowning on barefaced lying again…

Or maybe you’re still a bit fatigued from having to drive your teenaged daughter three states over for an appointment with a reliable OB-GYN, after all the women’s clinics for 800 miles closed down…

Or maybe you’re terrified of beating your boss/golf partner because you’re in an “at will” state with no union support…

Or maybe — ah heck, you get the point. Boy, I could do this all day!

If it was “Bidenflation” his score would be in the low 70s, and leading the rest with the lowest score.

Chinese counterfeit golf balls.

The guy putting is making a joke about the way RWNJ MAGA inevitably finds a way to blame President Biden for everything that isn’t going exactly their way. It’s sarcasm, righties.*

*(I know, I know, this isn’t the actual intent of this T-boys toon)

Your inability to make good decisions.