Bottom Liners by Eric and Bill Teitelbaum for June 01, 2024

Insider trading,eh?

How does a person become a millionaire on just a congressman’s salary? It’s a secret

Joe Biden – Back when he could put together a sentence. Now he has Hunter.

Trump’s secret of the deal – don’t pay your bills.

I’m going to run for congress on a platform of promising to share insider trader info with anyone who votes for me, but I get to keep the lobbying money.

Got that right

Short and salient

That’s how locker room and shower coach Jim Jordan did it.

Show me a man that gets rich by being a politician, and I’ll show you a crook.

Harry Truman

…and she looks surprised?