1 and Done by Eric Scott for May 22, 2024

And then it was preyed upon.

And nobody got ahead of lettuce.

The gardener said to the priest, “You have weeds. Let us spray.”

And God thus spoke and said, “Lettuce, turnip, and pea.”

And so they did.

You’re all going to heck.

“and without dressing”.

Turning over a new Looseleaf, Eric? Or is this only the tip of the Iceberg, quoting Romaines 3:16-23? Butterhead than dead, eh?

God Chuckled

God’s salad days.

… and then he said; let there be Ranch!

… and there was Ranch, and it was good!

And then God created Adam Endive.

Ha! Must be from the Odd Testament – also known as the Farmer’s Almanac.

And whirled peas, too, natch.

We all need god. No man is an iceburg. Wait a minute…

Father Whichart spake again!

he was praying for answers instead of using his head…

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And God said, “you shall taste perfection: Thousand Island Dressing”.

Ever have honeymoon salad; lettuce alone!