Brevity by Dan Thompson for June 30, 2024

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    angelolady Premium Member 4 days ago

    Hope you’re in a true sanctuary, where you can just be relephant.

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    Jeff0811  4 days ago

    Tusk, tusk.

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    Doug K  4 days ago

    It’s put many of them out of a job.

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    jango  4 days ago

    The Dumbo Variations (with apologies to mr zappa)

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    Tired  4 days ago

    You can try but you aren’t a little anything.

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    AndromedaMike  4 days ago

    There’s been studies that show that dogs and horses want to be given jobs like guarding sheep and pulling buggies so they can feel relevant. They don’ t want to be put to pasture where they have nothing to do but eat and get fat. Cats, of course, have their own way. They want to prowl and hunt.

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    Frank Burns Eats Worms  4 days ago

    It’s the worst news they’ve ever herd.

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    Teto85 Premium Member 4 days ago

    Good. They should be in their homelands and left alone to graze and do all the other stuff they do.

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    Jefano Premium Member 3 days ago

    I never heard of having elephants or elephant rides at Renaissance Fairs. I know I don’t get around much, but I thought I’d read enough about festivities during the actual Renaissance that I’d remember if elephants had been a characteristic feature. I guess Olivier de la Marche is supposed to have ridden one at the Feast of the Pheasant, though, so maybe it was more common than I thought.

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    tinstar  3 days ago

    This is what a group of elephants are called…. a “packaderms.”

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