The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for May 29, 2024

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    codycab  7 months ago

    And to show it all off. Exhibit A: One of his bags of money sitting on his table.

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    oldpine52  7 months ago

    He’s not only a selfish money-grabber, he’s also an arrogant prig.

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    KA7DRE Premium Member 7 months ago

    Same thing in my book!

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    LookingGlass Premium Member 7 months ago

    Rancid’s motto ….. “one for you, ten for ME!!!”

    ;-)

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    Wilde Bill  7 months ago

    That is what he put on his profile.

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    Uncle Kenny  7 months ago

    If he had it all, nobody could by his product or service.

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    Qiset  7 months ago

    If he had it all, where would he put it?

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    GROG Premium Member 7 months ago

    Yes, well, you can’t take it with you.

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    Macushlalondra  7 months ago

    Why do people think you’re a selfish money-grubber? Because you ARE a selfish money grubber!

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    The Reader Premium Member 7 months ago

    He is a man of simple wants.

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    s.gottlieb  7 months ago

    The moneybags don’t help either!

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    William Bednar Premium Member 7 months ago

    Looks like Chief’s stock is not doing so well? Only one bag of cash on his desk.

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    proclusstudent  7 months ago

    He wants more than the rest of the world combined. How Musky.

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    a sage  7 months ago

    Quark on Deep Space Nine.

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    General Trelane (Ret.) Premium Member 7 months ago

    Aye yi yi .

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    dcdete.  7 months ago

    So if wanting more than everyone else include some world’s richest guys named Arnault, Bezos, or Musk, than it makes me wonder who the guy who’s business makes ‘tea cozies’ can make more money than them?

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    Strawberry King  7 months ago

    Naturally.

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    Just-me  7 months ago

    Brutus you could always quote Ecclesiastes 5:10 to him.

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    krs27  7 months ago

    “The love of money is the root of evil” notice the love of money not money is the root of evil

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    preacherman Premium Member 7 months ago

    Well, bosses usually get more than the workers. But, Bossman Rancid, like most of today’s CEO’s, gets weeeeeeeigh more that his average worker.

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    Niko S  7 months ago

    :-)

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    Chris  7 months ago

    even if it’s just a sent more… :D

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    raybarb44  7 months ago

    And that attitude changes what? I must admit that his asking Brutus for that type of advice does show how much he trusts and actually “respects” Brutus. It actually shows that in spite of the Boss’s day to day treatment of Brutus, Brutus’s job is fairly secure. But l doubt if that respect will have much effect on any future raises in salary….

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    ladykat  7 months ago

    Because you are, Chief.

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    bigheadx Premium Member 7 months ago

    and it’s never enough

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    mfrasca  7 months ago

    “Money implies poverty”

    —Iain Banks
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    Brent Rosenthal Premium Member 7 months ago

    Wow! The Boss is confiding in Brutus?!?! And he is asking about how people feel about him??? Does this portend a kinder, gentler Rancid? Nah.

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    cuzinron47  7 months ago

    And thanks for the loaded question, Chiefy.

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    Neat '33  7 months ago

    Plain fact of the matter is when it’s Rancid is history, like so many others, can’t take it with him!!!

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    suelou  7 months ago

    The boss must have such a huge inferiority compels that he needs to have more money to convince HIMSELF that he is better than others!

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    cracker65  7 months ago

    I think he’s lying.

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    andersjg Premium Member 7 months ago

    “He Who Dies With The Most Toys Wins.” from an ’80’s bumper sticker.

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    falcon_370f  7 months ago

    Which you already had 30 years ago.

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    Robert4170  7 months ago

    The saying on James Bond’s family crest: “The World is Not Enough”.

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    gmadoll789 Premium Member 7 months ago

    Ha!

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    Moonkey Premium Member 7 months ago

    Asked and answered.

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    gopher gofer  7 months ago

    that’s the impression we get daily when reading about yet another dimwit who wanted more more more and ended up swindled out of hundreds of millions of yen, always by someone he or she had only “met” online. yesterday, it was a woman in her 40s getting scammed for 100 million yen. usually it’s old folks, leaving us asking why someone wealthy in his or her late 70s still needs to be trying to score big…

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    paullp Premium Member 7 months ago

    “Oh, gee, thanks for explaining that, Boss. Makes all the difference.”

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