FoxTrot by Bill Amend for June 30, 2024

…and these are the physics buffs….

And hold your breath…

Marcus can just spin his tail(s) really fast.

This is what happens if you succumb to Japanese TV

This should be expanded upon, dad is robotnick peter could be knuckles etc

They’ll be in real trouble if they fall into the water.

I think don’t try this at home, also extends to a public pool.

If they can make the rubber rings stand like this, everything is possible. Something for the Mythbusters to try out.

Today’s missing classic is gocomics.Com/foxtrot/2003/07/06

Let me guess; Mom’s not letting you play video games?

I used to watch that show. Wipeout! Now they’ve upgraded it to American Ninja Warrior.

Dressed like a video hero , running across tire tubes placed vertically in water? Sounds like an idea for a Japanese gameshow.

Darwin award.

Shouldn’t Jason Fox be in the fox suit?

At least they won’t fall into some slimy mud

I want to know how they got the floatie rings to stay upright and on their sides like that.

No idea what’s going on, but that’s ok.

So Marcus was always Luigi when they played SMB in the snow. Now he is Tails.

Huh? A little help please.

These two wouldn’t know the difference between “Psychics and Physics”

Better fly him over them, Tails.

How to get yourself and your families banned from a public pool.

A couple of boobs playing with tubes is better than sittin’ inside watching the boob tube.

Just fill the pool with a non-Newtonian fluid, like corn starch, and they’ll be fine.

Squid Game? WipeOut? Sonic the Hedgehog? I thought the Sunday strips were still new.

Blue hair looks good on Jason, he should keep it.

Is the joke that they want to run on water?

Practice for ANW

Reading this made me hear the sound effect of collecting golden rings — Sega Genesis synesthesia!