Sherman's Lagoon by Jim Toomey for June 28, 2024

At least Megan is willing to call him husband as opposed to “I don’t know this man.”

Sounds too much like Smegma.

How about the Lagoonatics?

‘Shark Fin Soup’

Sheman and the battlezxe.

At least we know who’s on the pecking order here.

I go by “her husband”. For a few decades I was known as “xxxxxxxx’s Dad” (had two daughters and it would have been either of their names). I know a lot of people get upset being an “extension”. However it works both ways. To people that just knew me, my wife was known as my wife.

Megan and…..oh, HIM again!….

But that marriage is on the rocks at the moment.

Megan and what’s his name.

Are Ben Affleck and Jennifer Lopez still that Bennifer thing? Or are we out of date here?

“Those two.” With an eyeroll emoji.

my wife prefers, “him? no idea who he is…”

My sister was “the wife” until she had a talk with him. Now he calls her by her name, or “my wife”.

Shemegan. Nah.